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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 22, 2010 20:06:03 GMT
All right. The idea is simple (Cheers to Sfot for telling me about it)
You make a wish. Then, it is granted.
HOWEVER!
Something goes wrong.
For example:
Person 1: I wish for one million pounds.
Person 2: Granted. Thieves hear of your success and rob you of it all. I wish for a Ferrari.
Person 3: Granted. You crash into a tree and lose it. I wish for...
And so on, so forth.
So, I wish for a drink.
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Honsou
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Post by Honsou on Jan 22, 2010 20:08:45 GMT
Oh no, not this game... Trash Talk memories doth come flooding back You get your drink, but you become inebriated and are bit by a car. I wish for rain.
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Skringly
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"We do not experience fear, but we understand how it affects you."
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Post by Skringly on Jan 22, 2010 20:09:07 GMT
Granted. Acid rain falls from the skies. I wish for a Diamond.
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 22, 2010 20:11:49 GMT
Granted. The diamond is fake, but you are mugged for it anyway.
I wish for enough money to buy a game.
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Honsou
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Post by Honsou on Jan 22, 2010 20:14:26 GMT
You get the money, but it turns out the game is rubbish. I wish for a hill.
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 22, 2010 20:15:55 GMT
Granted. Some Vikings beat you down and take it from you.
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Post by Sfot on Jan 22, 2010 23:13:39 GMT
Granted! You become the nothing you wished for.
I wish for an axe.
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 22, 2010 23:18:58 GMT
Granted! You drop it and chop your toes off!
I wish for a Loud Speaker for my Ipod.
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Post by Sfot on Jan 22, 2010 23:33:02 GMT
Granted! Within half a second of turning it on, everything suddenly goes silent as your eardrums dissolve.
I wish for a pen.
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 22, 2010 23:35:21 GMT
Granted. It has no ink.
I wish to be sane.
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 23, 2010 0:15:45 GMT
Granted. Notthing now makes sense.
I wish to be some sort of flying creature.
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Ossai
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Post by Ossai on Jan 23, 2010 0:53:13 GMT
Granted. You are branded a monster and killed by a harpoon.
I wish for a minion.
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Honsou
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Post by Honsou on Jan 23, 2010 9:21:01 GMT
The minion rises up and kills the master. I wish for a firefly
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 23, 2010 13:58:27 GMT
Granted! You swallow it and choke.
I wish for another wish.
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Honsou
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Post by Honsou on Jan 23, 2010 14:41:50 GMT
You get your wish, but the genie becomes exhausted and dies. I wish for a new genie
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