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Post by Sfot on Jan 23, 2010 15:46:08 GMT
Granted! It takes everything literally and almost kills you with the first wish.
I wish for a harpoon!
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 23, 2010 15:53:48 GMT
Granted! You accidentlty trip on it and kill yourself.
I wish for a reply of that happening.
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Ossai
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Post by Ossai on Jan 23, 2010 18:32:18 GMT
Granted, but it is a dimwitted reply
I wish for a large stick.
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Post by Sfot on Jan 23, 2010 19:05:03 GMT
Granted. It comes to you in the form of smacking you in the back of the head. Hard.
I wish for a lascarbine.
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Ossai
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Post by Ossai on Jan 23, 2010 19:27:41 GMT
Granted. It has no ammo packs. I wish for a white bunny
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 23, 2010 20:17:52 GMT
Granted. It tears your throat out.
I wish for an Apple.
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Post by Sfot on Jan 23, 2010 20:18:45 GMT
Granted. It leaps up and eats your throat, Monty-Python style.
I wish for pasta.
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 23, 2010 20:22:43 GMT
Granted. You get Food Poisoning.
I wish for more free time.
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 23, 2010 23:07:56 GMT
Granted. Your time is free, but you never have the time to take advantage of it. I wish for a Castle. Granted. It leaps up and eats your throat, Monty-Python style. I presume I Ninja'd you, or you have some very scary Apples.
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Ossai
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Post by Ossai on Jan 24, 2010 3:36:00 GMT
Granted, it gets sieged by angry Scots and falls (Also, in answer to your apples) Granted, but it is filled with apple worms
I wish for some drink
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Post by Teh_Frm4terer on Jan 24, 2010 6:54:59 GMT
Granted! A nice steaming glass of break fluid.
I wish for a pony!
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 24, 2010 14:20:08 GMT
Granted. A nice slab of Horse meat. In a sandwich!
I wish for a Ak-47
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Ossai
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Post by Ossai on Jan 24, 2010 22:16:06 GMT
When cleaning it you forget the safety. It shoots you in the face.
I wish for a grenade.
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Skringly
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Post by Skringly on Jan 24, 2010 22:19:46 GMT
Granted. One is thrown at your feet with a second on the timer.
I wish MAOR!
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Post by Gingusdan on Jan 24, 2010 22:29:08 GMT
Granted. Twenty grenades are thrown at your feet with a second on their timers.
I wish for a motorbike.
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