The Log of Gods

[Gingusdan]

(( This is just a mess about thing me and Sfot have been doing over MSN. We are both Gods and we've created Roundworld. We rule from Heavenworld. So, we thought of running a Log to record progress. It will be silly, a lot of stuff shall be overdone jokes but it will be a laugh! ))

Day two:

Busy day. First off, the Humans, Na'Vi and Treants have settled down around a massive tree. I think it's the one I poked when Sfot was complaining about how slow the plants were growing. The people call it Hometree.

We also visited it today, once we saw them building something. It was enlightening, to say the least.

Sfot, being the more social, talked to people, while I examined the place. She then asked me to come speak with a young child. He was an orphan and Sfot wanted to make him our Prophet. He seemed suitable, so I blessed him.

He... he seemed to like me. Odd, considering I'm a eight foot flaming skeleton with a sword and scythe. Regardless, he liked the tricks I could pull off with my fire. We named him Arik.

We then met a woman, who seemed to be in charge. I spoke to her. The building, was indeed, a temple. I then asked who was it dedicated to and it was 'The Lady of Life.'

Naturally, I was confused. I was the Lord of Rebirth and Death. I thought she meant Sfot, but she was Blood and Random. It was however Sfot. Through her actions she'd became known as the Lady of Life. They didn't know of me.

So, as Sfot explained me to her, I talked to Arik. Then, we had to leave. We made sure to be dramatic. We made the woman, whom we renamed Malaria, our High Priestess.

Back on Heavenworld, Sfot watched Roundworld as I went about the design of an Archangel General. After a lot of work I finished the formula. Sadly, at the cost of the Angel's liver.

They had to be soaked in strong alcohol to mature them. Sfot argued, saying the ability to remove toxins from the blood stream would be useful. So, I tried to work out another way to mature them. We decided to make them children that grew quickly.

It worked. We now have a baby Archangel. It is a boy. Sfot left the name to me, considering I had made him.

I named him Attero.

He is maturing quickly. He can speak small words and his wings are beginning to grow. He will be a young adult in a few days. Thankfully, the unique structure of Angels will prevent him from ageing too much. He will remain the General of Our Heavenly Armies.

Then, there was an accident in my Lab. Sin, which had been building up from the people of Roundworld, somehow was set alight. I swear, I'd just threw it all out! It was growing too fast for me to get rid of, so we agreed to head back to Roundworld and speak to Malaria.

I suggested speaking to Arik too, he was our Chosen after all, but we came to the conclusion most of the Sin was too... old for him.

We just arrived. I shall update this log later.

(( So that's it. You may be a resident of Roundworld if you wish, but me and Sfot are Gods. We will visit from time to time. ))

[Sfot]

The still-in-need-of-a-name planet we've made is doing well, all things considered.

When we arrived, Dan immediately split off with Attero to find Arik, while I went in disguise to find Malaria. Apon finding her, I also found two men.

I manifested, Dan came with the boys, and we laid down the base commandments. Literally the base ones: Don't kill, steal, sleep around, follow other gods, and don't throw yourself into war needlessly.

She was, needless to say, a little unhappy, but followed our commands. Dan saying that failure to do so would result in decapitation may of helped.

Either way, I took the boys and followed through with a promise I made Arik before. I flew to a high point on the Hometree, and watched our prophet and our first angel play together. They're adorable together.

Dan returned, with a necklace and sword in tow, for each child respectively. Both seem overjoyed with their gift, even if Attero cannot lift his yet.

Sunsets are purple down there. Who knew?

Dropped off Arik at the temple-turned-home for him, and returned to the Heavenworld.

Had a nice calm period. Dan just sorted the formula for Angles; if he got that wrong, we would of been blown up. Chased him until he shouts Arik's under attack.

Going to protect him. Will write more later.

[Gingusdan]

Sfot, when I said it could blow up Heavenworld, I was kidding! Really, I'm not that dumb. I said Arik was under attack to distract Sfot long enough for me to grab my Scythe. Turns out I was right.

I faded down just before the Heretics touched him. They recoiled when they saw me. Hey, I look good for a bag of flaming bones! Then Sfot appeared beside me. She was major pissed. So, I snapped behind them and we both begin to cut them down. Remembering Arik, Sfot grabbed him and fled. We couldn't risk him. I finished up. Banshee howls are great in fights it seems.

Sfot then asked where Malaria was. This was true. She was meant to protect Arik. I did an Aura scan and tracked her to her room. She wasn't alone there. Two men. I relayed this to Sfot, stating 'I doubt it's Confession.' She asked for me to talk Arik and watch him. She was going to kill her and make an example of her. Fair play, I'd do the same.

I snapped there. Arik was shaken, badly. I took him to a bakery and got him a sandwich and something warm to drink. We sat and talked. I... I sang for him. I haven't done that in a long time, since I was a Mortal. I sat and tried to convince him that this would happen and I would never allow harm to come to him. He just sat there. I then remembered something. The necklace.

I asked did he like it and he said he did, albeit, lowly. I then told him why it was special. It contained some of my power. I showed him, allowing him to repeat the trick I'd shown him earlier, making the flame into a dog. It seemed to cheer him up a little.

Sfot was finishing up, hanging Malaria alive from the Temple. I took with Arik to the skies. We flew slowly, taking in the crisp night air.

When Sfot finished I asked her to come take Arik. She was better with the child than I was. She did and I tried to fight the Sinners' Den. It almost killed me. I had to perform an Aura scan for all of the Hometree area, draining me. When I saw the Den, a huge blob of black, it stunned me, causing my wings to clip a building and make me spin out of control into a building. I recovered quickly, flying out the other side and up my Tower. There, I exploded into my sign. A skull with a crossed sword and scythe.

The Heretics were metres from my tower, so I went to purge their Den. I landed and the Death part of me took over. My green cloak became a crimson cape. Shining silver armour appeared on me. My weapons materialized from Heavenworld. I put on quite a show. Regardless, I killed them. No one in Hometree sheds a tear for them.

The next problem was what to do with Arik. The Temple was a bloody mess, literally, and the Orphanage was too risky. I offered to either stay and clean up the Temple while Arik slept in Heavenworld or to watch over him in the Orphanage. Sfot said Heavenworld. She didn't feel comfortable with leaving him down here, even with me watching him.

So, Sfot is in Heavenworld, Attero and Arik are sleeping peacefully and I, along with a crowd of the faithful have finished cleaning up.

All that remains is grab a bottle or two of Sandman's Solution for Sfot, some food and drink for Arik to have tomorrow and something for Attero to chew. He'll be teething soon.

What goes up must come down. I hope that's true in reserve.

[Captain Kellen]

The yet to be named planet... Purgatorius?

[Honsou]

I am unbelievably confused. :0

[Sfot]

It's basically a RP between me and Dan done over MSN, and every once in a while we write down whatever it is that's happened since the last part.

It gets a bit odd at times.

[Captain Kellen]

Odd?! Dan and something odd? Never...

[Gingusdan]

((Cheers for the confidence CK. ))

Arik is doing well, for someone who just witnessed Sfot fighting people. Sorry, never mind, a Pissed Off Sfot fighting. That's easily ten times worse.

He and Attero were getting along really well and I'm surprised. I expected him to believe himself above Roundworld's people. We really should rename the planet, the royalties are getting absurd.

Anyway, Attero is teething, so Sfot made them soup. How that helps someone who is teething is beyond me, but I'll roll with it.

Like I may have said, Attero and Arik are getting along really well, and they were both playing together. I suggested getting him out of Heavenworld and decided we'd go somewhere other than Hometree. We have an entire world to explore. Arik picked a forest, so, we when there, Arik on my back, Attero on Sfot's. Sfot landed on the ground, but I landed on top of a tree.

Arik had taken a liking to me, so I was trying to indulge the boy. I asked didn't he like the view. He was stunned. I then thought I may as well enjoy myself, letting go of the tree and withdrawing my wings. I took them out before we hit the ground, don't worry!

So, we were looking around when an arrow flew out of nowhere. Na'Vi. I confronted the Hunter. I mostly said how we were not to be messed with, he was an insult and asked where his leader was. Sfot commented on it. 'Wonderful way to deal with people, that.'

Well, it worked, didn't it? He ran to get his leader, whom we both confronted. Arik commented on the fact the Na'Vi was blue and then the Leader threatened him with a spear. That was foolish. I snapped the spear with my mind and threatened to do it to him if he tried that again. I must admit, what we said, I'm quite pleased with. I recorded it.

"I am Dan, Lord of Death and Rebirth. This is Sfot, the Lady of Life. This is our Prophet and this is our Archangel. We are here in peace." - This was me.

"Attack, and we will fight. Talk, and we will listen. Learn, and we will continue to teach. This is what I can promise for you, along with pain 'pon swift wings if that is what you try to bring unto my boys." - This was Sfot.

That got the Na'Vi's respect. Enough for them to send the Ikran, Banshees, as a Honour Flight. Then, Arik saw a tree... With a face. A face. The Clan Leader said it was the Tree of Life. Then, Sfot said it was a Treant.

Great, she gets something else in her name. The Na'Vi were taken back. This was their Goddess. Great, everyone knows her. I got landed with a great job. Death. I'm as loved as a Taxman.

Anyway, Sfot began to explain me again as the boys played on the Treant. Then, I had to put on a show. I exploded, appeared behind a Na'Vi, made a witty remark and appeared beside Sfot. They were impressed. Sfot is getting good at this.

I then watched Arik reaching for Attero. I was a little confused, but didn't move. I just readied myself to move in case of trouble. The Treant put it's branches together, like a bridge. Arik continued to reach for Attero, as though he was calling him over. Attero got the message, stood up and began to walk over to the Prophet. When they finished, they both sat there. Best friends. It was heart touching. Which, you know, is really something for me. I'm a skeleton.

We're going to the beach now. Will write more later.

[Ka Klick]

Gotta love when insanity touches the young =P XD

[Sfot]

Once we landed on the beach and let the boys go play, Dan pointed out a shack on top of the cliff across the bay: Complete black to him. Heretics. I asked him to keep an eye out while I dealt with the issue, and left to them making sandcastles.

Fun fact: Landsharks are merely sharks made of land, and can therefore swim through it. Very fun coming up under their feet. Blood also strengthens me, meaning I can draw more blood.

Swam back in usual shape, letting water clear my face off. Spinefish followed as far as they could: I wonder if they recognize me as their designer, or if they were just interested in the newcomer?

Arrived in time to chat with Dan about things, and when we turned to check on the boys we found a hole. A deep hole. Dan went to check it out, and found it went down to the mantle. Attero had somehow created a jackhammer.

Needless to say, their clothes were singed.

Dan took them back while I filled the hole, and I returned to an explanation of why the archangel who looks like a small child is capable of creating a jackhammer. In short, his mind has been stimulated by the two of us nattering and is now bounding ahead of his body, which hasn't received much stimulation and is therefore dragging it's feet in terms of development.

The solution is apparently to train him in all the things he'll need. This will be Dan's job: Random trying to teach tactics just isn't going to work, and my weapon skills are the ever-simplistic 'Stab/kick/beat/pummel until desired effect is achieved.'

To avoid a messy predicament wherein Arik decides he wants in on training too, he'll be receiving some but of a different variety. I'm to teach him the value of words; how to use them to the best effect, to be careful with them, when to restrain them and when to unleash them in full force. I am to teach him the true power of words, and how they work together to sway people.

Going back to the world for a while. Should be reasonably interesting.

[Trygon]

Advise: Cull all the Na'Vi, nuke the forests, muster humans, create ultimate space empire + ? = Profit

[Skringly]

I'm tempted to sue for use of my patented Land Sharks Idea. I did a report on them in college once.

[Trygon]

Screw Land Sharks. Sky Sharks is where it is all at now.

[Skringly]

Bah, you are too low. Space Sharks. The bane of all space born mammals.

[Trygon]

Then along came a Void Whale.